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Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

300 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,569

Funny Quotes Topics

17,627

Funny Quotes Images

15,569

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,659

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Just shared via X:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Going viral on Messenger:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Trending via Slack:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Making waves on Twitch:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Just landed via Discord:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Spotted on Telegram:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Going viral on YouTube:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Spotted on Facebook:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

98 shares on WeChat this month:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

44 shares on X this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

61 shares on X this month:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

20 shares on Instagram this month:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

300 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,569

Funny Quotes Topics

17,627

Funny Quotes Images

15,569

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,714

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Windmill? Big fan.

Seen just now on X:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Just shared via Facebook:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Trending via Facebook:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Seen just now on Discord:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Making waves on YouTube:

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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