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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

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Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

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No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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