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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash. - 95 shares on X this week.
Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire. - 37 shares on X this week.
If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. - 100 shares on LinkedIn this week.
The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again. - 94 shares on TikTok this week.
If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. - 71 shares on X this week.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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