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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Going viral on Slack:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Going viral on Instagram:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Reported on Twitch:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Trending via Slack:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Going viral on Slack:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Breaking via X:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Spotted on Facebook:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Reported on Discord:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Just landed via Discord:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Spotted on TikTok:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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