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Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Freshly posted on X:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Just landed via Twitch:

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Just landed via Instagram:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Spotted on TikTok:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Seen just now on Threads:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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93 shares on Telegram this month:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

88 shares on X this month:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Broadcasted on X:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Just landed via Threads:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Going viral on X:

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

Trending via Snapchat:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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