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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Trending via Pinterest:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Spotted on YouTube:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Spotted on Instagram:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Making waves on YouTube:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Trending via YouTube:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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67 shares on TikTok this month:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

16 shares on Discord this month:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

77 shares on Threads this month:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

100 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

21 shares on Threads this month:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Spotted on Messenger:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Just shared via WeChat:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Breaking via Twitch:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Spotted on Instagram:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

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