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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Just landed via Reddit:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Going viral on WeChat:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Just shared via Discord:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Shared recently on Telegram:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Making waves on Reddit:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Trending via TikTok:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Making waves on Slack:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Breaking via YouTube:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Trending via Telegram:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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