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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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