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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Just shared via Messenger:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Shared recently on Reddit:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Shared recently on X:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Spotted on Twitch:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

This whole week could have been an email.

Live now on Facebook:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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Just shared via Instagram:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Spotted on Instagram:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Breaking via Messenger:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Breaking via Telegram:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Just landed via Messenger:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Trending via Snapchat:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Just landed via Discord:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Just landed via Threads:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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