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Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Jan 19, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Spotted on TikTok:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Trending via Pinterest:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Live now on WeChat:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Seen just now on Slack:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Just landed via Facebook:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Breaking via Discord:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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96 shares on TikTok this month:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

95 shares on Twitch this month:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

90 shares on TikTok this month:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Just landed via Reddit:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Seen just now on Slack:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Making waves on Reddit:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Trending via Messenger:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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