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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Trending via Facebook:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Trending via Facebook:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Spotted on Reddit:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Trending via WeChat:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Trending via Instagram:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Making waves on Reddit:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Making waves on Telegram:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Shared recently on X:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Spotted on X:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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