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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Making waves on Twitch:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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48 shares on Instagram this month:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

21 shares on X this month:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Breaking via Facebook:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Making waves on Slack:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Seen just now on TikTok:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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