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My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Just landed via X:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Breaking via Snapchat:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Just shared via Reddit:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Spotted on Messenger:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Spotted on Messenger:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

56 shares on X this month:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

91 shares on Threads this month:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

68 shares on Discord this month:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

48 shares on X this month:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

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Going viral on Discord:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Going bananas on Facebook:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Trending via Threads:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Just landed via Facebook:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Just shared via Telegram:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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