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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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Morning, me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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