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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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