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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Going viral on X:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Making waves on Messenger:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Just landed via TikTok:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Seen just now on Threads:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Going viral on YouTube:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Share →: What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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Ah, the life of a pancake – constantly getting flipped in the air like a breakfast acrobat 🥞🤸‍♂️! I imagine they must feel a mix of exhilaration and uncertainty as they soar through the kitchen. "Here we go again, wheeeeee!" 🤣 #PancakeAdventures

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Live now on YouTube:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Trending via X:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Just landed via Twitch:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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