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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Just landed via YouTube:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Spotted on Threads:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Going viral on TikTok:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Breaking via Twitch:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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93 shares on WeChat this month:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Just shared via Discord:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Just landed via Twitch:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Just shared via Messenger:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Making waves on Telegram:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

Just landed via Facebook:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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