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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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Going bananas on Slack:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Making waves on Twitch:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Spotted on Telegram:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Just landed via Reddit:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Going viral on Threads:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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89 shares on Facebook this month:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

85 shares on Slack this month:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

62 shares on Twitch this month:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Just shared via Reddit:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Just shared via Reddit:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Seen just now on Twitch:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Making waves on Twitch:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Trending via Messenger:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Going viral on Messenger:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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