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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Making waves on Slack:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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