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Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,285

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Breaking via Messenger:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Live now on TikTok:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Trending via Snapchat:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Just shared via Messenger:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Spotted on Threads:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Spotted on Threads:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Trending via WhatsApp:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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39 shares on Slack this month:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

67 shares on Discord this month:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

99 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,439

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Trending via X:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Just landed via Facebook:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Just landed via Discord:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Spotted on YouTube:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Spotted on Reddit:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Broadcasted on Instagram:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Making waves on X:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Spotted on Reddit:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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