Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

767 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,929

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,929

3 minutes ago

3,442

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Spotted on Telegram:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Trending via TikTok:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Spotted on Reddit:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Going viral on Discord:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Home » Funny Laundry Humor Quotes

Funny laundry humor quotes

New funny laundry humor quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Commentary:
"Achieved Level 5: Grandmaster of Grime 🧦👑 Next quest: Conquering Mt. Laundry 🧺💦"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! 🧦🌀🚪 Socks mysteriously disappearing in the laundry can only mean one thing… They must be embarking on secret adventures through the elusive washing machine portal! Next time you do laundry, keep an eye out for any interdimensional travelers trying to hitch a ride on your clothes! 🕵️‍♂️✨

For even more funny laundry humor quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny laundry humor quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

767 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,929

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,929

3 minutes ago

3,432

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Shared recently on Instagram:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Trending via WeChat:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Just landed via Discord:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Making waves on Facebook:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴