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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Spotted on Instagram:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Spotted on Instagram:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Spotted on YouTube:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Just shared via Snapchat:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Going viral on Telegram:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Spotted on Twitch:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Seen just now on Slack:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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Share →: My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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"Who needs a leaf blower when you have a turbo-charged hair dryer? 💨🍃 Now that's what I call multi-tasking – blowing leaves and blowing minds at the same time! 💁‍♀️💨"
6 months ago
Share →: While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Commentary:
"Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle"

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Just landed via X:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Seen just now on Discord:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Seen just now on X:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Making waves on WeChat:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Live now on Discord:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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