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Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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359 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,628

Funny Quotes Topics

17,675

Funny Quotes Images

15,628

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,621

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Live now on Pinterest:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Going viral on Discord:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Live now on Twitch:

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Live now on Instagram:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Going viral on Messenger:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

24 shares on Messenger this month:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Love is in the air fryer.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

31 shares on Threads this month:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

I am cassette tape years old.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

359 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,628

Funny Quotes Topics

17,675

Funny Quotes Images

15,628

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,486

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Trending via Threads:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Live now on Telegram:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Trending via Discord:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

Going viral on Telegram:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Just shared via TikTok:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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