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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

Breaking via Slack:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Making waves on Telegram:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Making waves on WeChat:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Making waves on Facebook:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Just shared via Reddit:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Trending via Threads:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Live now on YouTube:

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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Funny leaf blower quotes

Funny leaf blower quotes 🍂💨 bring a burst of laughter to those noisy yard days! Whether you’re battling piles of leaves or just trying to survive the gusty chaos, these witty sayings turn the humble blower into a source of amusement. Get ready to giggle through the mess and embrace the windy madness with humor that blows you away! 😂🌬️🍁

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"Who needs a leaf blower when you have a turbo-charged hair dryer? 💨🍃 Now that's what I call multi-tasking – blowing leaves and blowing minds at the same time! 💁‍♀️💨"

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1 month ago

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"Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle"

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Trending via Snapchat:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Just shared via Telegram:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Going viral on X:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Trending via Discord:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Making waves on Threads:

I put the mess in domestic.

Live now on Telegram:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Just shared via WeChat:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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