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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

Going viral on Instagram:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Spotted on X:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Live now on TikTok:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

67 shares on X this month:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

90 shares on Discord this month:

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Making waves on Reddit:

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Trending via Reddit:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Live now on Twitch:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Making waves on Facebook:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Going viral on Threads:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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