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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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