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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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Oh good. Another day.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Just shared via Facebook:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Broadcasted on Threads:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Live now on Twitch:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Going bananas on X:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Making waves on Reddit:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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