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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Seen just now on Slack:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Going viral on Messenger:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Trending via Telegram:

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Trending via Pinterest:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Going viral on TikTok:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Breaking via Facebook:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Going viral on Facebook:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Trending via Twitch:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Trending via Discord:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Trending via Pinterest:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Just landed via Facebook:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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