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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Making waves on Reddit:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Live now on Reddit:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Just landed via X:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Seen just now on TikTok:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Just landed via Messenger:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Reported on YouTube:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Just landed via TikTok:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Live now on Instagram:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Live now on WhatsApp:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Just landed via TikTok:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Just shared via Telegram:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Spotted on Slack:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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