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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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