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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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I love when the universe delivers receipts.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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