Funny lunar quotes

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.