Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? 🍦💪 Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! 😄🍨"
46 Funny meal quotes
The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.
Commentary:
Why commit to a meal when I can't even commit to a Netflix series? 🍽️😂📺
Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.
Commentary:
When all you want is a chicken dinner and they think you're plotting an ocean heist! 🍗⛵😂
Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.
Commentary:
When did evenings get put on fast forward? I'm still trying to find the remote! 🍕📺😴
My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.
Commentary:
Sounds like a well-balanced diet of hopeful thinking and frequent snacking! 🍔⏳😂
If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.
Commentary:
Cooking with pure heart and good vibes? Sounds like you're a master chef in the Hogwarts kitchen! 🍳✨🧙♂️