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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Social media may have been a mistake.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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