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So true! Why limit our drama to just 24 hours? We need a redo button for strategic views! 😆📸🔄
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The year flies by when you’re scrolling.
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Time flies when you're having scrolls! ⏰📱😂
The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.
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When women develop radar as a superpower instead of flying! 🕵️♀️✨📡
Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.
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Looks like someone's mixing divine inspiration with DM sliding skills! 🙏😅📜
They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.
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I need a version of Twitter that understands I’m in a committed relationship with my tweets—stop playing hard to get! 😅🕵️♂️📱
You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.
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Watching the daily episodes of "Stupidity Unleashed" on social media—popcorn not included! 🍿😂
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
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"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.
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I bet Liam's tweet arsenal is notoriously unpredictable 🚀🦆
Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.
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My cat gets more screen time than I do! 😸📱😴
Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.
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When your friend treats a family outing like a celebrity scandal 🎤💔😂