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561 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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