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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Aura is the real business card.

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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Just landed via YouTube:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Making waves on TikTok:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Seen just now on Instagram:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Spotted on YouTube:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Live now on TikTok:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Going viral on TikTok:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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