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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

Just landed via Facebook:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Trending via Twitch:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Just landed via Messenger:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Going viral on TikTok:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Reported on Instagram:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Seen just now on Discord:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Going viral on Messenger:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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