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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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