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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Just shared via Facebook:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Reported on WeChat:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Seen just now on Reddit:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Just shared via X:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Live now on Slack:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Trending via YouTube:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Just landed via YouTube:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Spotted on X:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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