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Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Spotted on Discord:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Trending via Telegram:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Just landed via Facebook:

Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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73 shares on Slack this month:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

47 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

86 shares on Discord this month:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

60 shares on X this month:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

90 shares on Facebook this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Being a little freak is my love language.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

Trending via X:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Live now on Threads:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Just landed via Facebook:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Trending via Reddit:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

They’re making me get out of bed.

Making waves on Facebook:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Live now on Pinterest:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Seen just now on Instagram:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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