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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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