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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Trending via Instagram:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Reported on Facebook:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Live now on X:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

Making waves on Threads:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Making waves on Telegram:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Reported on Telegram:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Reported on Instagram:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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