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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Going viral on Slack:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Live now on Reddit:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Reported on WeChat:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Live now on TikTok:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Making waves on Threads:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Reported on Facebook:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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