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Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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Live now on Pinterest:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Breaking via Instagram:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Going viral on X:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Spotted on YouTube:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Making waves on Reddit:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Just shared via WeChat:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Pinterest:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Going viral on Telegram:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Making waves on TikTok:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Trending via Discord:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Spotted on X:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Spotted on Snapchat:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Going viral on Messenger:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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