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Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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Going viral on YouTube:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Spotted on Messenger:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Trending via Slack:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Going viral on TikTok:

Being awake is the worst.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Trending via Slack:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Ah, the good old ninja days – when headbands were cool, and stealth was your best friend! 🥋😄 These days, kids are more likely to encounter virtual ninjas in video games than the real deal sneaking up on them! Remember, the silent but deadly ninja skills are forever timeless, just like a trusty pair of leg warmers. 😉🦹‍♂️ #NostalgiaNinjas

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Making waves on YouTube:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Just landed via Instagram:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Live now on TikTok:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Shared recently on Discord:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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