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Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,589

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Going viral on Twitch:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Spotted on YouTube:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Just landed via Reddit:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Making waves on X:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Trending via Instagram:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

24 shares on YouTube this month:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being strange is exhausting.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

84 shares on X this month:

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

26 shares on X this month:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

62 shares on Twitch this month:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,658

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Going viral on Slack:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Breaking via Threads:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Just landed via Discord:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Going viral on X:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Just landed via Instagram:

Avocado is just green butter.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Going viral on Facebook:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Trending via WeChat:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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