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Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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Trending via Instagram:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Making waves on YouTube:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Going viral on Snapchat:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Just landed via YouTube:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Going viral on Twitch:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Making waves on TikTok:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Reported on Instagram:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Trending via Messenger:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Just landed via WeChat:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Going viral on Instagram:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Reported on Twitch:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Reported on Discord:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Spotted on Messenger:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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