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Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Trending via Snapchat:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Reported on Slack:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Just landed via YouTube:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Going viral on Facebook:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Trending via X:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Going viral on YouTube:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Shared recently on WeChat:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Trending via Discord:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Seen just now on Discord:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Reported on Twitch:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Reported on Twitch:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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