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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Seen just now on WeChat:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Going viral on YouTube:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Breaking via TikTok:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Trending via YouTube:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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Share →: Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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"Apparently, my role as 'Expert Procrastinator' didn't quite make the cut! 🎭🚫 No nomination, no speech, just another day in the 'Best Supporting Sighs' category of life! 😅🏆 #OscarSnubbed"

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Making waves on Messenger:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Just landed via YouTube:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Spotted on Facebook:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Spotted on X:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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