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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Just landed via Slack:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Live now on Threads:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Breaking via TikTok:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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