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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Shared recently on YouTube:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Just landed via X:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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21 shares on Instagram this month:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

20 shares on Discord this month:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

66 shares on Threads this month:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

49 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

38 shares on Threads this month:

A selfie only a mother could like.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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Seen just now on YouTube:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Going viral on Slack:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Just shared via Slack:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Going viral on WeChat:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Just landed via Instagram:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Going bananas on Slack:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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