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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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