Wordgag 🎅

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Introverts have fun too, we just don’t care if you know…

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

3,919

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Spotted on WeChat:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Trending via Threads:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Trending via Messenger:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Spotted on Instagram:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

Seen just now on Discord:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Breaking via Facebook:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Home » Funny Open Tab Quotes

Funny open tab quotes

New funny open tab quotes 👇

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

0

5 months ago

children, humor, i, inheritance, internet, leave, multitasking, open, open tab, Safari, tab, tabs

All funny open tab quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

35 shares on Discord this month:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Going viral on TikTok:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Spotted on WeChat:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Just shared via Pinterest:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Seen just now on Slack:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Wordgag 🎅

Activity Log ✨

Funny open tab quotes

New funny open tab quotes 👇

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

All funny open tab quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨