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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Just shared via WeChat:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Making waves on Telegram:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Spotted on Slack:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Making waves on Threads:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Just landed via WeChat:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Trending via WeChat:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Shared recently on Threads:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Spotted on YouTube:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Spotted on Instagram:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Going viral on Telegram:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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