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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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Funny palm quotes 🌴 bring a splash of humor to your day by turning the ordinary into the extraordinary! Whether it’s about tropical vibes, hand gestures, or those quirky palm trees swaying in the breeze, these witty sayings will make you smile 😄 and maybe even laugh out loud 🤣. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a little sunshine ☀️ to your feed!

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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