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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.